Luna (rainy_luna) wrote in house_quotes,
Luna
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Hi, Everyone! I have some quotes from the first 16 episodes of House. It was all written down in my sketchbook rather fast, so if any of it's wrong, I'm sorry; my girlfriend wouldn't let me pause to check if I was right. ^^;

None of its in order, either, and it might say the wrong person who said it because I didn't write that down, either. xD; Going by memoryw ith that. Rawr.



House: Nice, respectful asian kid; does the wash?

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Forman: When you're breaking into a house it's always better to have a white chick with you.

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House: No, Hooker came to my office instead of my house.

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House: Worst they'll do is wack me with a ruler.

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House: I didn't know it was possible for women to me unusually irrtiable.

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House: Well, that rules out the race thing; you were just as black last week!

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House: Without Isaac Newton we'd be floating on the cieling.

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Chase: I hate nuns.
House: Who doesn't?

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House: Nun's can have nice breasts.

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House: Candy Canes?! Are you mocking me?!

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Cuddy: She comes in with a rash and you send her into cardiac arrest.

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House: You know me; living on the edge.

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House: I have a cane and I know how to use it.

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House: Better go with him incase he gets high.

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Cuddy: How's the hooker doing?

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Wilson: Wanna come over for Christmas dinner?
House: ....You're jewish.

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House: She has god inside her.
Wilson: Maybe she's allergic to god.

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House: Pretty much all the drugs I prescribe are addictive and dangerous. This one's only different because it's legal.

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House: Feeding Alcohol to an alcoholic is deffinatly not the solution.

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House: Psyche ward is upstairs.

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House: I love chick with no teeth!

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House: Most 15 year old kids are out doing what they're supposed to be doing. Huffing glue, catching crabs...

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House: Boys love fart jokes.

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Forman: You can make up for it by washing my car.

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House: My staff are idiots.

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House: Hang a banana bag.

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House: Go check out the hood, dawg.

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House: Cuddy sent me a stripper again? I love that woman; so thoughtful!

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???: House? Obsessive son of a bitch?
Forman: That's him.

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House: That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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House: That's why god made microwaves.

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House: It's not weither you win or lose; it's weither the other guy loses.

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House: I don't need to watch the O.C but it makes me happy!

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Wilson: She's hot so she's a hooker? What kind of pathetic logic is that?

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House: People keep living because ofmy mistakes.

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House: If you're gonna die, your gonna do it inside the MRI machine.

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House: ...causing her to twitch like a bunny on crystal meth.

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House: I said I was an addict. I never said I had a problem.

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Forman: Do you ever watch Gilligan's island re-runs and think, 'they're really gonna get off the island this time!' ?

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Chase: She's FAT!

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Chase: Maybe if she stopped shoving food down her throat she wouldn't be here!

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Chase: She's fat!
Forman: Okay, chase, we get it, you don't like fat people, oka--
Chase: No, Don't you see, she's FAT!



Enjoy. :3
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